Stuff you for

So, the first ever yard (free) (non) sale wasn’t such a big hit. So sad…was it the thought of it being hosted in Wisconsin in late November? It was on the Internet, people. You know, shopping in your pajamas and a cup of hot cocoa? No long johns required. Unless you’re into that kind of thing. Then I don’t want to know.

No matter. Here are the things we’ve got to give away:

• Three nieces of assorted ages. My brother and sister-in-law said I could do this, as long as they didn’t get in trouble. The oldest is a brainiac. The middle, one a real fire cracker. (Beware.) The youngest, a drooler. They are good for hard labor, and for making their aunt feel old and slow. They also make great paper weights and for those times when you need small hands to reach someplace, like when there is a dead mouse behind your stove. Make nice Christmas presents!



• One fax machine



• Size three knitting needles



• New, unused Microsoft Money software



• One waffle iron



• One fleece extra, extra small dog jacket. Very cute! Never worn!



• Mystery boxes in my scary basement. If you'd like to take a gamble, let me know. They were there before we moved in and make noises at night.

O.K., now you can let me know if there is anything you'd like or if you have any thing to post. I'd like to do this again. But you can't really have my nieces.