It sure seemed like a good idea to have four cups of coffee on an empty stomach this morning but now that I am talking and thinking at a thousand miles a minute and can’t stop my hands from shaking and hey look at that over there, is that a silver dollar? No it’s a toaster, but it’s still shiny and do you think that caffeine gets in breastmilk, like immediately, or does it wait until the caffeine high has passed and did anybody else think it was weird that the actress who played the mother in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was switched out halfway through the series, I mean, come ON, who didn’t notice that those were two completely different women? Like in Bewitched? When they changed out the father?
Because caffeine always increases my efficiency, here is a bulleted pointed list of life lately:
-Ella: still three. Has developed an inexplicable love for princesses and bugs. Well, the bug part I can explain. Is really funny, but is also as stubborn as I am. Dang.
-Jack: still smushy nom nom nom love love love.
Oh no, here comes the caffeine crash.. wu huh? [Headkeyboard]
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