"Mom, I want to be twins with you"

Me: Oh, Jay that's so sweet. But we can't be twins, you know, because we'd have to be born at the same time.
Jay: I know. I want to be as old as you, so I can do whatever I want, like eat ice cream for dinner.
Me: Hmph
Jay: Mom, can I have a magic wand?
Me: That would be so cool! What would you do with your magic wand?
Jay: I make me as old you so I could do whatever I want... like eat ice cream for dinner.